Too exhausted to type.

Let these explain itself, yet again. no typing, but the pictures basically has their own explanations. hahaha, i pwomise i'll type long stories for you guys to read sometime soon. let me rejuvenate myself first :)



Someone got into an accident on an intersection when i was on my way to work, good thing they're okaay tho.

Went to fairfield to visit brians grammy and took her to miko's restaurant downtown fairfield and lemmee just say, it sure was scrumptious. even though i didnt know wthhhh i was eating. its okaay tho !

the lunch special.

also took her grocery shopping at this japanese store in fairfield.

you know i had to get mines.

FOR $1.

Bettycrocker factory.

Hit us up for the penis cookie special. hahahah.

but we pwomise we wont drop yours like we did ours.

you remember the powderpuff girls, how the hell could you forget ?!

its okaay, it still tasted good.

saw spudnuts donuts on the foodnetwork. too bad this location wasnt so fancy like the one on tv.

finally had a day wid my nephew and niece.


when we have kids, OUR baby better have his eyelashes.

There's a first time for everything.

So okaay, I know what you're thinkin, you're prolly wonderin what the fuck happened to my car. So this is the time, the only time ! That I will sit and explain carefully about my actions, haha. So on monday, I worked that 1-10pm shift. I was on my way home and was sittin there thinkin to myself if alla the procedures they gave me were done and checked off my checklist. As I was goin up a hill I suddenly noticed the white acura infronta me jerk off to the right hella fast, for that instant second I couldn't really process in my mind wtfuck was goin on til I saw a big black box in the middle of the freeway. AND YEHNNOE, I thot it was just a fuckin box that would easily be pushed off to the side by my car and I sure as fuck wasn't gona jerk to side like the otha car did cus I had two big trucks on each of my sides. But maaan, as I got closer to what looked like a box, I came to realize that it was a damn COUCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREEWAY, so what happened you ask ? I ran into a couch -_- I hit it pretty hard but the funny thing is, it didn't leave a dent in my car or nothin, it looks like it cut through my damn bumper !

So I waited for the right time to pull off to the side to look at it and when I did, I began to panic hella bad cus I thot my brother was gona be hella mad about what happened. Cus when he first gave me the car he told me, "if anything happens to the car you better tell me and not hide it from me" so therefore, he was the first person I called. I told him I was gona stop by his house to show him the damage that happened to my car. As he examines the fucked up bumper on my car, he asks, "what the hell did you run into again?" and I tell him that it was a couch, and he goes, "wtfuck I thought you said you ran into a cow!" hahahahaha. Wtfuck tho, why the hell would a cow be inda middle of the freeway, but then again, why the hell would a couch be in the middle of the freeway right ? but inda end, my brother wasn't mad about it, he was just glad that I already got insurance and said, "shit happens" haha. So it was coooo. My poor, poor car tho ! :(

On thursday I got the day off specifically to see my girls graduate and to have that reunion part two wid my 08fam. So I left sac around 10ish inda morning and headed to swoop my ticket from my foreverbitch claw and then she had to go get ready for big day so I went to carlas house real quick cus my hair and my makeup wasn't did so I had to fix that. We ended up havina rush shit for a second for her friend cus I guess carla had her shit. We fucked wid the all beef hotdogs at 711 before hittin up the graduation cus we were hungry as fuck. Im hella mad tho ! All day I was thinkin that it was prolly gona be the same as it was last year and that they weren't gona allow signs but when I got there, I saw signs everywhere ! I was hella sad ! But iss coo. I made a sign wid their whackass itinerary that they gave out and put that shit to work cus they had a blank page inda back of the book so it was cooooo. Saw my girl claw and amanda walk. They was hella giggin down the isle as they got their diplomas, it was hella funny. After I had to go meet up wid the vallejo stopher niggas. Hahaha, chilled wid them for a bit. My nigga edrick hooked it up wid a cd cus my shit was all outta whack and my sassy baby was in dire need of a new slap in the whip. So I was slappin The Jacka all day. Hahaha. After that, I went to claw's house to eat and spend time wid her and her fam since it sure has been hella long since I seen my girl ! Then we hit up tapex for the tasty ass monster icy drink wid green apple jelly since that tapex is the only place that makes it. Mmmm, mmm, mmm.

Then ! I had to hit up hogans grad. Good thing I met up wid some people or else I woulda had to sit by my damnself since the stopher niggas were takin forever. Damn tho, there were double the amount of people sittin in the stadium at hogans grad. But it sucked tho cus aint nobody was giggin down the stage like bethels. WEAAAAKK. Hahaha, it was coo tho, a couple bitches tripped and my nigga tyler hit the backflip cus he was just so damn happy to get his diploma you feeeel. Otha than that, their grad was cooo.

That night I hit up jeralenes lil grad party and it was coooo. I was there for a minute, catchin up wid folks and just chillin while I watched jeralene and her mammy get faded. Hahahaha. As I was leaving, more people were comin but it ended up bein pretty coo. Around midnight, I went over to suisun and chilled wid my 08loves. I missed them. I swear we always have stories and stories to tell eachother, cus ofcourse, we barely ever see eachother. That night ended wid playin superstition games and such. Seen the rattle snake drank that my nigga tai got made outta real rattle snake ! Ahhh. Hahaha. But that shit is supposed to make you live longer or somethin. It was dope. Man tho ! I didnt even leave the sevohsav til like 1am ! and i didnt even get home til like 230 am. AND i had work at 10am. shit was craaazy, but it was all gee. my coworkers gave me some good laughs that day and kept me at my toes. my coworkers are crackin as fuck. I LOVE IT !

Today is Sunday. Yesterday and friday, I worked. Nothin exciting happened. I still never got my review to get my raise, but I should be gettin it tmrw so im pretty excited about that. I swear this year is goin by so fast. SLOW DOWN ! Hahah. Goodness. Everythings peachy tho. Aint nothin to complain about, as of right now to say the least (: til next time ! Deuces !

Let the pictures speak for themselves.

Its 130am. I worked from 1-10pm, came home from a crazy hectic day. And i'm too tired to type right now. I'll fill more in later.

My Mighty Hyphy Wifey

Dear wifey, hahahah. I know you're gona read this sometime when you're naht doin a damn thang. so therefore, i know i dont gota tell you to read my shit. my nigga, i read your about me on myspace, cus right now, I'M NAHT DOIN SHIT. hahahah, and this was the most crackin part on your about me, "Ama bitch to a bitch, but then again I get along wit bitches. Shoutout to my wifey, cause shes the biggest bitch I know. Toodles 8)" hahahah, ima bitch when i'm talkin to bitches i hate. but i roll wid real bitches, ONLY. strictly bitch.....ly. HAHAHAHAH, man doe. My nigga. Summer has started. my paychecks are bouta double. so come back, asap. you're comin back in like, what. two weeks ? why does it feel like you've been there for hella longer tho. I FUCKIN MISS YOU BITCH. and the girls. and our ladies night. and our stupid ass shit talkin moments. our bitch moments. our regulatin moments. lets go off on someone when you get back, just cus WE CAN and we do shit like that. hahaha, i just wanted to blog and put your pretty bitchass picture on my blog cus i havent talked to you in like a couple days, which is naht acceptable ! >:[ hit me asaaaaap.

WHY THE FUCK.

... are these niggas so gay.

20 months of pure bliss.

Saturday: So at work. I had to work 2-10. It was coo. It was lightweight busy tho cus we had a sale. But at the enda the night, I was leavin to go on my last break, FROM A LONG DAY AT WORK. And this crazy ass psychotic fat bitch stops me when I open the employee door and starts bitchin to me bout how she's lookin for this dress and how she can't find it in her size and ME BEINA NICE SALES ASSOCIATE THAT I AM, I tried to help her but she was triena get off and was like, forget it go ahead and go on your break ... blah blah blah and was triiiippin and everything. And so I just walked off and started laughin cus she was really trippin hella hard off a cheapass dress. And so I asked my manager to get someone to help her. And she walked over towards her and the lady starts crying and shit. Wtfuck, really ?! I was laughin. Frustrated ? Hahaha, pmsing ?! Daaaamn. And okaay every employee has to get checked to make sure we don't have anything whenever we walk out the store and so I walked over to my manager that was helpin mrs. crybaby and the lady looked at me and was like, "I don't need you're help, you can just go" wtfuck !? I musta looked at that bitch so crazy. Told her I wasn't even triena help her anyways, I was just gettina leave approval from my manager. Omg, if you're reading this and you'd had a moment like that, DO NOT COME INTO MY STORE. I hate it when bitches as weell as men try to come into the store and treat us like shit just cus we're supposed to cater to their every want, but I refuse to help some disrespectful ass person. My company is the one thas puttin clothes ON YOUR BACK. And if for some reason we can't help you, YO ASS MIGHT AS WELL BE SHOPPIN ONLINE. Goodness ! I've never had sucha disrespectful assss customer like that. I wanted to slap her for such nonsense that was comin outta her mouth ! But iss coo, I remembered she's the one thas got the problem, Not I =) Hahaha.




Sunday: I had work in the morning. And I had some lessons about managing the store and how it felt to supervise everyone and alla that. It was coo. Its a bigass step wid hella responsibility. But iss good. I ended up havina stay longer cus we had hella more stuff to do that needed to be done. After I went home exhausted cus maaan, its tough ass work havina do hella shit within a short amounta time. Got ready and we went to vallejo. I was hella cranky cus I was tired as fuck. At first we went to fairfield to see his grammy. Whom I love ! And then we went to vallejo to see his mom but she wasn't home. But damn, baby was hella trippin when bestfraynd juice called me. And the shit he was sayin got me pissed as fuck. Long story but whatevs tho ! That shit lightweight ruined my day. After vallejo, we went back to fairfield and just chilled wid his grandma the whole time and kept takin naps while he went to costco and alla that shit. I ignored that fool the whole time. I was gettin upset for the fact that I kept fallin asleep so I let him know we needed to go home, and in the car, he kept triena talk and shit but I was naahhht havin it. Im really stubborn man, you can't get me mad and expect me to suddenly be coo witchu a couple hours later. Thas just how I am. As soon as we got home, I took a shower and then I was triena go to sleep ... baby crawled in. AND BAM ! We was good ;) hahahahaha. If yaknowwhadimean.

Monday: I had to work at 1-10pm. It was lightweight slow yet steady so I had time to do helllaaaa shit to get the store back into good shape. Hella got me exhausted ! I was supposed to have another interview for this position at work, but iss reschedule for tmrw since me and my managers had hella different thangs to take care of. Nothing exciting happened at work, as usual. Hahaha, nah it has its daays.

Tues: BAD/GOOD DAY. i'm not really good at arguing towards a person that i love. at work, there was a contest for their Old Navy cards. And there were two girls that had hella of their names in the box and i only had one, and outta alla the entries, guess who won. I DID. $25 target giftcard, you love me dont you :)

Wed: Happy one year and 8 months brian scott smith. even tho we drive eachother crazy. i swear i wouldnt be in this position wid anyone else, but you.













its just like i told you last month,

"Dear baby.

Hahaha, its been 19 long months and look at us now. More mature with a stronger love than I could have ever imagined. I could tell you how much I love you more than a ba-jillion times in my life but it would never amount to how much I truly and genuinely love you babe. When I'm down you always know exactly what to do. And tho I maybe triena play sometimes by pushin you away or act like I don't want you to hold me or give me kisses, I wouldn't wana be in this position wid anyone else in this world, BUT YOU. I wouldn't ever in my lifetime love anyone else as much as I love you cus what we have cannot be explained baby, but everyday we define what it is to really be in love. And I've heard it left and right that people look up to our relationship. Yehnnoe I never really understood why til I realized how much we've been through together but we're still here, together. Cus we're in this. TOGETHER. Its not just you, its not just me. Its both of us, workin at this to make this work. You're worth the trouble baby. I swear this to you. You mean everything to me and you're more than what I'd ever want ina man. Love, support, comfort, a getaway, faith, loyalty, truth. See, all those words came into life form through you baby. I'm happy I somehow ended up wid you after alla these years wid these stupid fools in the past. Cus after you baby ? There is no upgrade. There is no such thing as "something better." All I'll ever need, is you in my life to help me live longer and love better. 87 long years baby. "Nobodys gona love me better, ima stick wit you forever" Mwuah. From my heart, body, soul, and mind, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. -Khristine Behney"



So today i had to go to work for this leadership meeting and found out that I got the Acting Operations Manager position :) but its only gona be for three months, which is hella wsup cus its exactly what i wanted. cus i'm gona be goin back to schoo inda fall yehnnoe. but iss coo cus during the season there's gona be another position open for me to fill in when Naseem, this girl that originally is the Operations Manager, comes back. Cus she's in london for the summer. I was pretty stoked today. I know its gona be intense as fuck, but i'm hella ready for the work and the challenge. I always knew i had the right positive motive to get to a higher position rather than just beina normal sales associate or a cash handler. CMON NOW. its gona get crazy. my workload is gona multiply by like 100x, but i swear i wouldnt have it any other way. makin ends meet just doesnt fit for me, i love to excel. they called me Ms. Over Achiever for a reason, damnit.